Wednesday, September 30, 2009

We'll Bring the World Our Truth

No. This isn't a missionary blog post...although if I knew what was good for me, it would be. But no. I feel this has to be addressed.

I was recently having a discussion with a friend about a most disconcerting trend that is slowly taking over our collective consciousness. I, myself, am not immune. Upon making this realization, I posed the question to my friend, "When will the madness end?!" and he responded, "They won't stop until the entire earth is covered."

That made me think of the glorious, albeit singular and ambitious work of environmental artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude, who frequently cover large edifices or landscapes in fabric.


What could we possibly be discussing, you ask? What else? Snuggies, of course! Now, let me be perfectly clear. I love Snuggies. I purchased two for my parents as Christmas gifts last year and two for myself. Admittedly, the two for myself were an unintentional purchase, but (and I think my roommates will concur) they are fantastic! They are every bit as cozy and warm and snuggly as advertised. Inane, though they are, the Snuggie really is useful.

What concerns me is the craze that has been spreading rapidly behind this phenomenon or, dare I say, movement. Hm...concerns may be too strong a word...but I don't know of an adjective that simultaneously means concerned and amused. (Wordsmiths? A little help?) Come to think of it...add awed to that word too. Snuggies started out as just your average informercial marketing scheme, a la the Bumpit, the Ab Rocket, and the Bedazzler. (I'm not necessarily endorsing any of these products, but if they want to send me free stuff for advertising for them, how could I refuse?) After only a very short time span, Snuggies had sold over 4 million units and had a waiting list for people who wanted their Snuggies. In fact, my parents and I had to wait about a month or more before our Snuggies arrived! So, okay. Kudos to them. Way to go, little entrepreneur! But now the growing product line is getting a little more disturbing. Follow the trend here, will you?

We began with this:



And then we came to this:



(Who can argue with the genius of such dialogue: "Just put, put, PUT your arms through and see what you can do!" or my personal favorite "Don't bug me. I'm wearin' my Snuggie!")

What's next? The only natural conclusion, of course, is this:



I'm not sure who was/is in charge of the script-writing, direction, etc. for these infomercials, but in my opinion they were just begging to either inspire a cult following or to be spoofed. I mean, come on now. Whose idea was it to have a kid doing the macarena? All joking aside, you really do have to hand it to the entrepreneurs behind this craze. They have obviously embraced the kitsch-factor and run with it all the way to the bank! And you have to have a pretty healthy sense of humor to hold your own fashion show in the heart of fashion central New York City during Fashion Week! So kudos to them and kudos to those of you who own Snuggies. We can form our own cult/fan club and hold monthly meetings where we read books, enjoy a snack, or attend outdoor sporting events! Who's with me?

Oh...and for those new moms concerned about taking their new babies out in the cold weather...we've got you (and your baby) covered.

14 comments:

Aaron said...

I am going to have nightmares of that lady with the baby bursting out of her chest, a la Alien.

Asian Keng said...

For real. What if your baby doesn't fit into that one exactly appropriated hole? Then what? Your baby suffocates. Great marketing strategy there...

Cabeza said...

1. How about "bemused?" Wordsmith out!

2. You missed a terrific opportunity for this caption to the last photo: "Quaaaaid.... start the reactor...!"

becks said...

Aaron, you are so right! It totally scared me, too! Aliens . . . AAAAAH!

Christina said...

Bahahaha! I love that I was so focused on the snuggies that I overlooked the best part of that last picture. Thank you, my friends, for helping me see the depth of its hilarity. Quaaaaiiiid!! The best!

Warren said...

How'd you forget the seal snuggie and the ultimate battle?

Wendi said...

Is it just me, or does the lady/baby snuggy resemble a blue teletubby?

The Shark said...

QUAID! ACTIVATE THE REACTOR!!!

http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/kuato-in-total-recall.jpg

The Shark said...

P.S. I'll have you know that I didn't read my brother's comment before posting my own.

Heather S. said...

Oh my gosh! I'm laughing so hard! That last one is a hoot! And yeah, I thought of that "going too far" thing when I heard they had them for dogs, but I'm still laughing at that last picture!!! AWKWARD!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is a little inappropriate... but far too many good one liners to pass up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kViZOw6B8M

"Oh weird! Another lonely night for Margaret!"

Christina said...

Warren - I certainly have you to thank for a good portion of these links in the first place. What would I do w/out you and your endless supply of useless knowledge? :)

Wendi - YES. Absolutely, freakishly, yes. Eek.

Shark - Sure you didn't. But hey. Great minds, right? Of course, right.

Heather - Awkward, indeed.

Dani - "Martha loves Schindler's List!" Oy to my vey. (Yeah, beware of language, but still pretty funny!) I loved this other one you sent me too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzv_rnU5l0

Christina said...

Just another update: the band, Weezer, has now gotten in on the fun. Check out their Snuggie obsession here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXqHfHN9dJs

and here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVVFtXyy2F4&feature=channel

Everybody's doing it! Do you have your Snuggie yet?

Ani B said...

Man, I had no idea I was so out of vogue. Especially now that I can't use yours...maybe I'll get Daniel one for Christmas!